I’m not really good at taking care of myself
(but I am da bomb at taking care of everyone else).
I’m not all that funny
(but I love to laugh).
I’m struggling to read the Bible every day
(but I love Jesus a whole lot).
I’m in my 40’s
(there’s not a but there, I just am).
My life is not something to aspire to
(but I’ve got a bag full of stories of what not to do).
I’m from Minnesota and sound like the movie Fargo
(but I’m 100% Dutch).
Basically, I’m a crap-shoot. I mean, Jesus loves me and I think y’all would too.