I’m not really good at taking care of myself

(but I am da bomb at taking care of everyone else).

 I’m not all that funny

(but I love to laugh).

I’m struggling to read the Bible every day

(but I love Jesus a whole lot).

I’m in my 40’s

(there’s not a but there, I just am). 

My life is not something to aspire to

(but I’ve got a bag full of stories of what not to do).  

I’m from Minnesota and sound like the movie Fargo

(but I’m 100% Dutch).
 

Basically, I’m a crap-shoot.  I mean, Jesus loves me and I think y’all would too.